Paris Hilton, Future Ex-Con
How's this for Karma?
Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton today was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation in a reckless-driving case.Fuck, I hope she lams it. We haven't had a good celebrity car chase in a while, after all, and that's what this is all about: entertaining us.
Hilton ... said her aides did not tell her she could not drive
But Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer rejected Hilton's plea, ordering her to report to Los Angeles County Jail on June 5. If she doesn't appear, the jail the sentence would rise to 90 days.
"I don't know what happened. I did what they said," Hilton said afterward.Uh, no, sweetie. You didn't.
Her mother, Kathy, told the prosecutor after the judge's decision: "You're pathetic."Fun with projection!