The Hap, Happiest Season of All
Stress About What To Get People--Check
Stress Some More About What To Get People--Check
Decide to Make List of What to Get People--Check
Procrastinate by Whacking Off to Internet Porn Instead of Making List of What To Get People--Check, Check, Check, Check, Check
Actually Make List of What To Get People--Check
Buy Presents--Check
Freak Out and Make Threats Via Email When Certain Presents Purchased Online Don't Make It In Time--Check
Wrap Presents--Check
Bitch and Moan While Wrapping Presents--Check
Crack Bottle of Top-Shelf Tequila Boss Gave You--Check
Drink Til Hallucinations Commence--Pending
...It's the most wonderful time of the year... (Whatever...)
Stress Some More About What To Get People--Check
Decide to Make List of What to Get People--Check
Procrastinate by Whacking Off to Internet Porn Instead of Making List of What To Get People--Check, Check, Check, Check, Check
Actually Make List of What To Get People--Check
Buy Presents--Check
Freak Out and Make Threats Via Email When Certain Presents Purchased Online Don't Make It In Time--Check
Wrap Presents--Check
Bitch and Moan While Wrapping Presents--Check
Crack Bottle of Top-Shelf Tequila Boss Gave You--Check
Drink Til Hallucinations Commence--Pending
...It's the most wonderful time of the year... (Whatever...)
posted by Scott at 8:33 PM
5 Comments:
Mwah! I see you have the holiday spirit (or spirits as the case may be) just like me!
I *am* happy about one thing: I'm done. I get to relax today--no last minute wrapping (finished it last night). *whew*
Merry Christmas, buddy!
Just drink some more of that tequila, sweetheart. Christmas gets merrier by the shot.
It's true Christmas is always better when drinking is involved.
Hey! That's my favorite procrastination technique too! Go figure!
Merry Christmas, Scott. :-)
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