Friday, December 22, 2006

The Hap, Happiest Season of All

Stress About What To Get People--Check

Stress Some More About What To Get People--Check

Decide to Make List of What to Get People--Check

Procrastinate by Whacking Off to Internet Porn Instead of Making List of What To Get People--Check, Check, Check, Check, Check

Actually Make List of What To Get People--Check

Buy Presents--Check

Freak Out and Make Threats Via Email When Certain Presents Purchased Online Don't Make It In Time--Check

Wrap Presents--Check

Bitch and Moan While Wrapping Presents--Check

Crack Bottle of Top-Shelf Tequila Boss Gave You--Check

Drink Til Hallucinations Commence--Pending

...It's the most wonderful time of the year... (Whatever...)

6 Comments:

Blogger Paul said...

Mwah! I see you have the holiday spirit (or spirits as the case may be) just like me!

12/23/06, 2:57 AM  
Blogger Scott said...

I *am* happy about one thing: I'm done. I get to relax today--no last minute wrapping (finished it last night). *whew*

Merry Christmas, buddy!

12/23/06, 3:13 PM  
Blogger Helen the Felon said...

Just drink some more of that tequila, sweetheart. Christmas gets merrier by the shot.

12/24/06, 12:14 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

It's true Christmas is always better when drinking is involved.

12/24/06, 9:30 PM  
Anonymous Stephen J. Xanthos said...

Hey! That's my favorite procrastination technique too! Go figure!

Merry Christmas, Scott. :-)

12/26/06, 10:42 AM  
Blogger Chas. said...

Procrastinate by Whacking Off to Internet Porn Instead of Making List of What To Get People ...

I like the way you think.

12/26/06, 11:19 AM  

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