Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Hell To The No!

Oh, Whitney--Say it ain't so!

LOS ANGELES — The tumultuous marriage of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown -- which withstood drug addiction, Brown's numerous arrests, the decline of Houston's once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations -- is coming to an end.

A publicist for Houston confirmed to The Associated Press that the Grammy-winning, superstar singer had filed for divorce after 14 years of marriage.


But... But... I thought she was made to love him? That she'd saved all her love for him? That she would awwwwwwlways love him?!

My faith in crackheads is obliterated.

2 Comments:

Blogger Helen the Felon said...

This is what happens when you ask your husband to manually unplug your constipated butthole on national television.

Let this be a lesson to all of us.

9/14/06, 2:11 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Yes--Take fiber.

9/14/06, 5:10 PM  

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