Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Hell To The No!

Oh, Whitney--Say it ain't so!

LOS ANGELES — The tumultuous marriage of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown -- which withstood drug addiction, Brown's numerous arrests, the decline of Houston's once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations -- is coming to an end.

A publicist for Houston confirmed to The Associated Press that the Grammy-winning, superstar singer had filed for divorce after 14 years of marriage.

But... But... I thought she was made to love him? That she'd saved all her love for him? That she would awwwwwwlways love him?!

My faith in crackheads is obliterated.


Blogger Helen the Felon said...

This is what happens when you ask your husband to manually unplug your constipated butthole on national television.

Let this be a lesson to all of us.

9/14/06, 2:11 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Yes--Take fiber.

9/14/06, 5:10 PM  

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