Wednesday, September 24, 2008

God Hates Shrimp

Yep, the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "God hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of Central Arkansas Pastafarians, waved swords and growled "Arrghh!" in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud.

With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "f*g" epithets and went away. Pitiful....

The news just doesn't get better than this, folks. Wouldn't it be great if everywhere the execrable Phelps clan went now, a group of pirates taking after these intrepid pastafarians were there to meet them?


Blogger RainbowDishes said...

Hilarious! Too bad so many religious nutjobs out there only like to pick out the parts of the Bible that serves their warped-mind needs. Forget the part about slavery, tattoos or piercings, shellfish, or clothes made from non-natural blends of fabric.

9/25/08, 1:36 AM  

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