Wednesday, September 24, 2008

God Hates Shrimp


Yep, the cuckoo Phelps hate group walked the plank this morning after a happy bunch dressed like pirates and holding signs saying "God hates shrimp -- Leviticus" and "God hates cotton-polyester blends" stood opposite them at the corner of Markham and Scott streets. The group, made up of Central Arkansas Pastafarians, waved swords and growled "Arrghh!" in a manner that would have made Abbie Hoffman proud.

With cars honking and waving at the pirates and a TV crew giving them all the attention, the Phelps group -- with a child in tow, sadly -- picked up their "f*g" epithets and went away. Pitiful....
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The news just doesn't get better than this, folks. Wouldn't it be great if everywhere the execrable Phelps clan went now, a group of pirates taking after these intrepid pastafarians were there to meet them?

1 Comments:

Blogger RainbowDishes said...

Hilarious! Too bad so many religious nutjobs out there only like to pick out the parts of the Bible that serves their warped-mind needs. Forget the part about slavery, tattoos or piercings, shellfish, or clothes made from non-natural blends of fabric.

9/25/08, 1:36 AM  

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