Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Lance Bass is Gay

In related news, the Pope is Catholic, Michael Jackson's a child molester, the earth revolves around the sun...

People Magazine

10 Comments:

Anonymous Stephen J. Xanthos said...

Ha! I just wrote effectively the same thing in my blog today.

Poor Lance Bass. Kind of preordained, isn't it?

When's J.T. comin' out? That's what I want to know!

7/26/06, 2:24 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

I never thought he was gay, but then, I honestly know next to nothing about those guys.

7/26/06, 2:43 PM  
Anonymous Stephen J. Xanthos said...

You don't need to know anything about him. He's just the kind that you have to take one look at, and then you know.

He just looks...too sweet and pretty (not in the "I want to nail him" kind of pretty) to be straight.

7/26/06, 2:52 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Yeah, there are some people I get that kind of "ping" from -- Just don't get it from him. Maybe a few years ago I would've, but in the interim I've met a bunch of disarmingly pretty, impeccably dressed, waxed, plucked, manicured and *totally* straight guys... many of whom I thought were gay at first glance. But I was wrong.

I don't think he's a homo--I think he's a metro. YMMV.

7/26/06, 3:12 PM  
Blogger The Truffle said...

Never mind Lance--what's your opinion of Pinky and the Brain? Now that the toons are on DVD, it's time to watch for homoerotic subtext. What do you think "narf" means, anyway?

7/26/06, 11:29 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

I don't know what "narf" is. Is it anything like narm?

7/26/06, 11:37 PM  
Blogger Kevin said...

Brilliant.

7/27/06, 9:09 AM  
Blogger palochi said...

Next we'll be hearing how Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government lied about 9/11.

(Obscure, brilliant cartoon reference there... never mind.)

I think it's all a marketing conspiracy to promote his new solo album. Or something.

7/27/06, 3:29 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

Jesus was black?!

7/27/06, 3:47 PM  
Blogger dirk.mancuso said...

I am more disturbed that Reichen could possibly think Lance was a trade up from the exquisite Chip. 'Cause, for my money, Reichen ain't all that...

7/27/06, 6:35 PM  

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