So... Why Did Brit Brit Shave Her Head?

So, let's not confuse this post for evidence that I give a shit, but I've heard some intriguing speculation that K-Fed, or his people -- who are going to court tomorrow for an emergency child custody hearing -- might've pointed out to La Mega Retardo that her hair could be used to prove that she took drugs while she was pregnant with one or both her children.

Hence...

And then she ran back to rehab--albeit briefly. Who knows if this is how it happened, but I'd say this speculation has the ring of truth.

Man--I can't wait to see what she does tomorrow (I hear she was spotted scoping out white broncos).