Caveat Lector

It's been brought to my attention that some people expect to be able to read a review without learning anything substantial about the thing being reviewed. Sorry, but that's just retarded.

Any review you see here (or, really, anywhere) will be FILLED with spoilers, and, under normal circumstances, there will be no special warning. It should just be understood. Nature of the beast.

I can imagine circumstances where I would leave spoiler space--Before revealing Luke Skywalker's paternity, that kind of thing.

But, in general, a good rule of thumb is: caveat lector, motherfuckers. (Tennyson?)

Let the reader beware.

The only guarantee I can give about content is that it will always be work-safe--There will be no links to my favorite porn site...s. (Hey, I hear it's what the internet is for.)

Have a nice day!